Whole Foods Is Where You Could Meet Your Future Mate

02/08/2023 in
Whole Foods Is Where You Could Meet Your Future Mate

Since the dawn of time, people (particularly annoyingly partnered ones) have been claiming that folks can meet their matches anywhere — even at the grocery store. For the majority of us, bumping into the loves of our lives in the fruit aisle is hardly a reality. But all that might change at the new Whole Foods inside One Wall Street. In addition to boasting an incredible selection, the gargantuan market appears to be the neighborhood’s new singles hotspot:

We haven’t tested this out ourselves, but the public has spoken: Lower Manhattan’s newest grocery store is seemingly the place to find love. So put on your sharpest outfit, grab your best reusable tote and head over to where you’ll find some steamy items beyond the hot bar. And once you’ve (consensually, mutually) discovered your mate, we’ve got some downtown Valentine’s Day ideas.

photo: Georg Beyer

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